everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.

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